Summer: Papa, you must work hard and earn a lot of money!

Me (bewildered): Sure, what do I need the money for?

Summer: So that you can give me!

Me (slightly irritated): For what?

Summer: So that I can buy a present for you!

Me (happy and slightly guilty for my earlier irritation): Wow, what are you going to buy for Papa?

Summer: Some 大便!

Me (emotionless): Close your eyes and go and sleep now.

Just another unpredictable 15 seconds in the journey of parenthood.

Summer