Summer: Papa, you must work hard and earn a lot of money!
Me (bewildered): Sure, what do I need the money for?
Summer: So that you can give me!
Me (slightly irritated): For what?
Summer: So that I can buy a present for you!
Me (happy and slightly guilty for my earlier irritation): Wow, what are you going to buy for Papa?
Summer: Some 大便!
Me (emotionless): Close your eyes and go and sleep now.
Just another unpredictable 15 seconds in the journey of parenthood.
